Believer And Skeptic Duo Mugs

"Religion helps me find meaning where there's none."

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

If there were no religion...s

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

'So help me, which god?'

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

The first meeting.

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'Oh my god!'

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"This just in... armed gunmen have stormed a church in Fairfield..."

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."