Being In A Long-distance Relationship T-Shirts

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

So Close..

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Did you miss me?

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

You are not forgotten!

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."

International date line.

"Of course I've had some wonderful times since we've been married. Mostly, while you were at work."

'I'm on my way dear!'

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

Missing You#2

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

'This is my wife, Viola, who I've been happily married to for twenty five years.'

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'