Behind-the-scenes Lover Prints

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Hang on a minute...'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Titanic 100th anniversary

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

Ingrid Bergman

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Stage hand has cigars ready.

"Great Jacuzzi Bob"

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

'Ever ask yourself how one could be all over the world at the same time on Christmas Eve?'

'Let the politicians fight. The lobbyists and bureaucrats will continue to run the government.'

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

"How could she do this? Salma Hayek has ruined 'Frida'! It's the movie I've waited my entire life to see! Now I'll never set foot in that theater!"

Horror

The Delighted States of An Erica

'That's our founder and his parole officer.'