Behavior Study Mugs

The life of penguins.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Santa Claus's Mail

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Failures.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Pavlov's dog

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"People are crazy."

Monkey casino study.

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Pavlov's Dream

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing