Beer Pong Champion Mugs

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Camping-Pong

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Ping Pong Handshake.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

"Shall I fry it or flush it?"

"I don't know anything about politics or foreign relations, but I do know that Madelyn Albright's a babe."

Ping Kong

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Ted and Sal Kipley - fun and games since 1952.'