Beer Pong Champion Mugs

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Camping-Pong

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

Safety meeting.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong Handshake.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"I don't know anything about politics or foreign relations, but I do know that Madelyn Albright's a babe."

"Shall I fry it or flush it?"

Ping Kong

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'The sooner we can fix the company's financial problem, the sooner we can get to beer pong.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

"Get some paddles, stat!"