Beer Money Spender Mugs

Joe's Bar: You can't take it with you, so why not spend it on some nice beer?

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

The screaming fart.

Beer versus Wine

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

BEER BELLY

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

Nature is not perfect

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

"You can't wear that to a wine and cheese party!"

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Quiet you!'

'Much cheaper than charity shops!'

When your boat comes in don't expect ME to unload it!'

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

"It never fails. I'm in the bank, ready to make a deposit, and then, all of a sudden, my propensity to spend gets the better of my propensity to save."

'How can drinking more beer make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup daily and it hasn't made me a better speller.'

Wine to suit every pockets

'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'

Noah collects two party animals.

'Right ho Fred - turn it on...'

'Had I known this opera was a formal thing, I wouldn't have worked on my car before coming. Do they serve beer?'

'That Popemobile hologram is a godsend for you, eh, Holy Father? Another pint?

INCONGRUITY