Beer Festival Organizer Prints

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Glastonbury. After.

Wine Lady

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

At the rock concert...

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Rainbow Quartet

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Quartet.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Beer Order

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Earth Mother

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Ray Davies

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Dino Fest

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Orchestra

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."