Beer Crafting Prints

Old Irascible? Someone call?

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You've Had Enough!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Joined at the hipster.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."