Beer Aficionados Prints

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

'...And then, my income and outgo collided!'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

Aliens use beer as bait.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Royal Beer

"I have to say - we don't get may pigs in here!"

"We're under stage four water restrictions!"

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

Oh, that's Mike. He's like part of the furniture round here

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked.

'Well, as much as I think one glass of lager all night merits a second date, on this occasion I think I'll decline.'

Did you know beer contains traces of female hormones? Huh? Yes, when I drink a lot, I start talking nonsense and crash my car.

Rejected Budweiser Ads

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Just think if he was a greyhound you would be on your third pint by now!'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

Let's get real. Polly want a beer.

Beer on Tap. Whenever I stop to smell the flowers I get ticketed for loitering.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.