Beef Skeptics Prints

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'