Bee Believer Mugs

'Honey, I'm home!'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Ghost School.

Bees SOS

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This will sting a bit."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

No Mow May

"I dunno...ask him."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

Bureau of Buzzwords

(Direct to the Consumer)

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

Bee hives to let.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Then, after a brief silence, things turned ugly,

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'