Bedtime Bookworm Prints

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

"I know federal judges are appointed for life, but you can take off your robe now."

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Must you insist on reading like that?!"

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"To be honest, it wasn't as good as the book!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

Book tied to a lamp.

Woman with a 'Position closed' sign in bed.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'