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"Talk nerdy to me."

Others will fight for you

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"Love me?"

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

Dog in the Bed.

'I love my mobile.'

'I've called maintenance about your bed, Mr. Grimes...Mr. Grimes?'

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Which side do you want?"

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."

'We got your test results back. Read it and weep.' Bedside bloopers

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Very funny, doc, but don't you think I should have some medicine?"

"We have to stop meeting this way, Allison!"

Bedside manner could determine quality points.

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."