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"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

At the rock concert...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Spring Training

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Michael Jackson