Bedhead Sufferer Mugs

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I'm here for the hair."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"You're just run down."

A Moosetache.

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'I'm still buffering.'

Redhead

"You look amazing for someone who's just woken up!"

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"Whoa! Did you check out the redhead?"

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

"This is your second cousin Adalberto. He was a soccer player until he was kciked in the head and got a conclusion."

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

'I'm at Kasey's and guess what? She has extremely bad morning hair!'

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

Male pattern damnation

"No haircut today, Peter. Just tousle me."

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

French Bankers in London

Boy commenting on a man's bald patch

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'

Monday: Missed the snooze ??" hit the ooze button.