Bed Prints

Sharing the bed - or not.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Campaign for Plain English

The cell phone soother for life.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Social distancing

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Whoa

Baby Mozart.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Botany Baby!

"WHich one is mine?"

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Love linked

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born