Bed Prints

Sharing the bed - or not.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bond James, Bond."

Campaign for Plain English

The cell phone soother for life.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Social distancing

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Love linked

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'