Becoming Wealthy Prints

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

Will work for ETFs

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

What is possible and what is probable.

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

J.T.Barndollar - Bought Low, Sold High.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

I got the raise

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Franchising a program

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"Get rich slow"

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

What is possible...

Investments. Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your money.

Unnecessary Surgery

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"I'm flexible—I want to be rich and famous, but I'll settle for rich."

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."