Becoming A Sports Star Mugs

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Perils of the double play.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

First Prize!

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Always stick to the script.

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."