Beauty Trend Explorer Mugs

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

PROBLEM AREAS

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Inflating Boobs.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Red in tooth and claw.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Dating is so expensive...

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"