Beauty Trend Explorer Mugs

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

PROBLEM AREAS

Girl in cow onesie.

Inflating Boobs.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Red in tooth and claw.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Dating is so expensive...

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"