Beauty Risk-taker T-Shirts

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Bad hair day!

Wall St. or True Love.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

Dating is so expensive...

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

On the brink.

Pampered and poodled.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"I don't like your application."