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"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Bad hair day!

Wall St. or True Love.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

On the brink.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Dating is so expensive...

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Pampered and poodled.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.