Beauty Product Aficionado Mugs

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Shampoo.

"Might be time to lighten up on that stuff, honey."

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"