Beauty Mythbuster Mugs

"Are you kidding? If these were really my own, they'd be sagging down to my navel by now!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Horse meat scandal.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

"It's good luck."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

'The whole thing about me creating man in my own image is a bit of a myth, I'm afraid.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

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