Beauty Experimenter Mugs

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

'Darling, have you seen my paint-stripper heat-gun?'

Dying your hair red at home

Alien Computers.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Laser Hare Removal a woman getting laser treatment for the removal of a hare from her armpit

Home Perm - Home Facial Silicone

Cave woman curling hair with club.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Hot Pie Therapy

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I don't like your application."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure