Beauty Connoisseurs Gifts

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

New Twenty Blades

"Hair spray"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'