Beauty Believers Mugs

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"More concealer?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Mirror mirror...