Beatnik Culture Aficionado Gifts

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

"Now I really hate poetry."

Kritik's Korner

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"The Just Me Band"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

I love Marimba

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Homing Beatnik

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Candles on Drum

Like, Real Gone...

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

The Beatles

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Drummers

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Nerd night out.

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

The Heptathlon

Man playing the timpani drum.

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

She's a latte animal.

Paul McCartney

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'