Beard Aficionado Prints

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

wattle covers

A Walrus moustache.

Growing a beard.

A stylized man in pyjamas

'The last time you tried to jump-start the economy, you burned your whiskers off.'

BARBER

'...and what makes you think you possess the right qualifications for the Santa job in this store?'

'Sorry I'm late!'

'The worst part is having to use so much styling gel.'

Hairy Potter and friend..

'The beard helped some -- now try letting your hair grow and combing it down over your face.'

'Long shift?'

Man trimming beard with cello bow.

Chinstrap Penguins.

"My husband will have his little joke - like not shaving for a week!"

'Santa! You look hundreds of years younger!'

Beard Wig

Scotland the not so brave.

"You look so different without your beard!"

Joe Marler

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"Rapunzel bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Bob."

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

"There's not much call for bearded ladies anymore."

"They don't let you grow a beard until you reach Level 3 Enlightenment."

Clock Tower Shadow

Ken's Barber.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Axes 'R' Us Store

The Beards' Family Portrait.

"Sorry lad, I have every spring and now that Christmas starts so early, there's never enough time to grow it back."