Bear Hugger With A Spiritual Side Pillows

Bear Bears his Cross

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

I am one with stupid.

Various Birds of Pray.

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Avoid hungry bears."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Cactus Huggers

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Bipolar bear.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Hugs - 3 for 50p

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

'What kind of bait are you using?'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."