Bear Admirer Prints

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

"Let's see how they like it."

'You were tossing and turning all winter!'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Joe's Wild Salmon

'Are you sure Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear? He sounds like a corporate accountant.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I tell you what: Nothing beats the first coffee of Spring...'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Top of food chain and I still can't get a decent latte."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I'm sorry dear, there's no more porridge left: That awful Goldilocks ate our last packet yesterday...'

'Isn't that ironic: I'm prescribing contact lenses for a Spectacled Bear...'

'I just love fair-chase hunts, don't you?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

Toilet paper shortage

"The service here is terrible."

Barry (misheard) - in stagnation mode.

"Attack?! Seriously?! Have you seen the size of that bear?!"

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"I apologise for the delay gentlemen. Bear with me!"

Don't feed the animals.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Leadership never hibernates.

"At the circus, I had to work and learn tricks: Here at the zoo, I can just laze around all day if I want to..."

"Fishnet I said Bill, get "a fishnet" to catch salmon!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."