Beans Mugs

The real reason behind global warming.

House of Beans.

Black-eyed beans.

The Creature of the Black Legume

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'More bubbles!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Botany Baby!

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

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