Bean Grinder Extraordinaire Mugs

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'More bubbles!'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

You've Had Enough!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Play on."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Middle Distance Runners

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"