Bean Counter With A Twist Prints

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."