Beacon Of Animal Love Prints

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I have no thumbs."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Dog Training.

"Okay, who's purring?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Good Dog!

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Polar Bear Holiday Song

When Pugs dream.

Dog's Sandwich

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Happy Holiday

Self-walking dog

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

"You're not a goat person?"

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

Vegetarian Heaven