Beacon Of Animal Love Prints

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I have no thumbs."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dog Training.

Good Dog!

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Polar Bear Holiday Song

When Pugs dream.

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Dog's Sandwich

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

Happy Holiday

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Self-walking dog

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Vegetarian Heaven

"You're not a goat person?"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.