Beachcomber Extraordinaire Mugs

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

'Look...people are waving at us!...Wave Back!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Daughters on the beach

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Crab with a clown face.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

"Well Earned Vacation"

A crab with a utility knife claw

Squirrel on the beach