Beachcomber Extraordinaire Mugs

"If you pick this one, you'll have an island paradise all to yourself. No one's been there since they tested the atom bomb on it."

"Isn't that a pair of Stonado slingbacks in there?"

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

'Look...people are waving at us!...Wave Back!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Daughters on the beach

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Crab with a clown face.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Well Earned Vacation"