Beach Volleyball Pillows

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

Beach volleyball - a typical audience cross-section.

'It's just a friendly game.'

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

Womens Beach Volleyball

'I checked the web. There are no nude beach-volleyball beaches.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Hero of the Beach?

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Where's Wilson now?

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Buffering Volleyball

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

Volleyball

Shark snorkler.

Spiked Ball