Beach Protector Mugs

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Nope. No fish."

Marine Pollution

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Save the Humans.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"If you see an oil spill, we can pull over."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"Help us!!"

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

I remember when all this was water...

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Whale fluke throws plastic waste back onshore.

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

Now, will someone pass me a whale?