Beach Maestro Mugs

Conductor.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Violin Practise

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Fish don't like worms.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Musical Prodigy

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Fishing Music

Other men just sing in the bath

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'I hate rainy days!'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Carols

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

The DJ

Karate Yid

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

Band aid