Beach Holidays Prints

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Workaholic struggles to relax at the beach.

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Isolation Tank

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

Canada's winter survival kit.

Big is beautiful.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Submarine on the Beach.

"Harlow is good at investing money, but he's not very good at enjoying it."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Say Cheese!

Ladies by the seaside

Sandy Floss

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Sun Murder

"The women keep undressing you with their eyes up here. Let's go to the shops instead."

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Sandy Book

'And with this model we'll throw in free a self-basting attachment!'

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

My other novel's a booker winner

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Get a rockpool!

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'