Beach Holiday Reader Mugs

My other novel's a booker winner

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Inbox and outbox for books

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

It's odd reading about Gutenberg, the father of the printing press in an e-book.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Desert Island Books

Sunblock - A Novel

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"I'm beached body ready."

Custer's last tan.

"C'mon, Frank. Just let go of the leash and I promise I'll go get help." "Scooter was last seen on the shores of Poodle Beach just off the Cayman Islands."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"Recalculating."

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Summer Reading

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

Sounds of the opening bell: 50c. (Stock broker on holiday.)

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

A day at the beach