Beach Heroics Pillows

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Get a rockpool!

Flying the kite in strong winds

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

1930's bather.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

Austrailian Vollyroo

Buffering Volleyball

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Spiked Ball

"At least some things still make you pop!"

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'Stay away from the water...it's freezing!' (Shark attack victim to female on the beach).

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

"NEED AGENT"

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"