Beach Bum With A Twist T-Shirts

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

Greetings From Downer Beach.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

Sounds of the snowplow

Desert Island Water skiing.

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

When staffing agencies screw up.

The ocean - vast, deep magnificent...

'Holidays are for wimps.'

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Academics at the Beach

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Bad fake tan day.

'Thank-you God.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Hiding the electronics.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"