Beach Bibliofile Prints

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

1930's bather.

Desert Island Books

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

My other novel's a booker winner

Sunblock - A Novel

And after you finish studying for the Shakespeare exam, you can experience the tide in the affairs of men by taking a bath.

Custer's last tan.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Summer Reading

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Summer Reading"

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

Bookcase at the Beach.

A day at the beach

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."