Beach Athlete Prints

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Get a rockpool!

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

The Emperor's New Speedo

Buffering Volleyball

Austrailian Vollyroo

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Punch has a smoking break.

Spiked Ball

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

"At least some things still make you pop!"