Bbq Hero Mugs

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Aprons

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."