Bbc Comedy Connoisseur Mugs

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'He likes to power nap.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Farm Humor.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bangers and Mash

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Snarky District