Baywatch Fanatic Mugs

Female lifeguard has lots of male victims

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Dolphin

Shark food pyramid.

Making fun of Starfish.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Man running after a watch.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

'Californian Bug'

Haircuts on the beach under barberpole striped lighthouse.

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

Clear Lake.

Parrotsailing

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'I told you it was the wrong time of year to go over the falls in a barrel.'