Battleship Strategist Prints

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Reverse psychology

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Submarine Hunter.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Battle.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Athena

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

'You're obsessing again.'

Naval Power of England and France

News of the Day - France - Prometheus lacerated by the Eagle-Vulture