Battlefield Explorer Prints

General Sheridan at the Battle of Five Forks, April 1 1865

France.

'Remember, me, anything short of victory, and civil war buffs will be replaying your defeat in battlefield re-enactment for generations to come.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Major General Wadsworth's Troops in Battle of the Wilderness

The Battle for Wilmington, N Carolina- Assault and Capture of Fort Fisher

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Marshmallows

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.