Battle Of The Bands Participant Mugs

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Dynamite little combo

Six jazz instruments.

Movies vs. Films

Brighton Bersagliere.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

The Little Drummer Boy.

The band.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Red hot little combo

Ozzy Osbourne

Animal Band.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

How hit songs get their names

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Angus McKinnon Young

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flautist

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Kurt Cobain

Marine Band