Batting Under Pressure Mugs

"He couldn't bat his eyelids in a sand storm."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Boiling Hot Presidents

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Deregulated Baseball

Vampire Umbrella

Bat

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

"Something nocturnal."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Alastair Cook

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Cricket

'Tommy, stop throwing pencils into the floor or it's back to the principal's office!'

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

Window in the Outfield.

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

Hey, hey, hey! Sonar up here!

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

Ask Sadie. Sadie – Will you share with us pictures of your lovely self as a young woman? - Roberto, Sent from my Kindle Fire. Actual reader letter. Is that his last name? What? Send from my Kindle Fire?! It's his device. My device is a bat. Hide the devices.

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"